KAPOW! All night tidying!

That's a misleading title. I gamed for most of the night and spend maybe 2 hours tops tidying. But I digress. My room has been a source of my ever-deepening sadness since moving back home. The walls are cracked, the carpet is basically dusty blue tissue paper and it's full of crap. There's nothing I can do about the holey carpet and cracked walls, but goddamn if I haven't been trying to clear it all out.

This week we booked a viewing for a house and it all became real that I will actually have to do some hard work/manual labour at some point, so I thought I should get started. My parents are eventually selling the house and I can't harbour huge boxes of nostalgia because I'll have nowhere to put them.

People say it's a cathartic experience going through your old stuff. Those people are full of shit. I thew away pretty much everything I found apart from some stuff I think can ebay. One thing I did find was my brother's old porn collection. I'm fairly sure I kept it purely because the DVD names amused me. They're in the bin now, but I found this, and it's the most gloriously bad porn title I've ever seen.

That's right. Cloak and Shag Her. I mean, there were the classics of bad porn titles - Boobs of Hazard, Texas Asshole Massacre, Porn Wars - but wow.

So far I've filled 4 binbags and there's loads more to do. The worst thing is what must be thousands of sheets of paper. I want to scan a lot of it but the longer I think about it the more I think I'll end up recycling. Seriously, I read some of the stories I wrote. Some things need to be left to die.


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